Being brave is being scared and worried and still doing it [what you do]. Because if you're just a wacko, a mashugana, a crazy guy, then you're not brave, your nuts!
Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.
I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
In every spoof I make real love to the things I am spoofing.
I've always loved songwriting, and I vowed to be a songwriter like Cole Porter when I was only 9 years old.
Sir, I have seen your film and it is vulgar! Madame, my film rises below vulgarity.