All right, I am often brash, rude and brutally direct. Someday I'm going to die and I don't have time to toe-dance around the periphery of hatred.

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness.

If you're alive, make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death.

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

I was out in the combat engineers. We would throw up bridges in advance of the infantry but mainly we would just throw up.

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

Now thyself is more important than “Know thyself.