In every spoof I make real love to the things I am spoofing.

Now thyself is more important than “Know thyself.

When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I've always felt okay in Berlin.

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

Woody Allen is a genius. His films are wonderful. He's poetic, but he's also a critic. He artfully steps back from a social setting and criticizes it without - I suspect - without letting himself be vulnerable to it.

I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances.

I'm married to a beautiful and talented woman who can lift your spirits just by looking at you.