There's not enough bad taste! I LOVE bad taste! I live for bad taste! I am the spokesman for bad taste!

One day, God said 'Let there be prey.' And he created pigeons, rabbits, lambs and Gene Wilder.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it.

Tolstoy was the most gifted writer who ever lived. It's like he stuck a pen in his heart and it didn't even go through his mind on its way to the page.

Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So for every ten Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy and amuse the breast-beaters. By the time I was five I knew I was that one.

When you get big special effects pictures, sci-fi and things, there's little or no comedy. Or it's a domestic comedy and there's not one special effect. But very rarely do these things fuse and come out right.