There's no such thing as too far. If it works it's funny, if it doesn't work it's too far, it's stupid. Really there's no such thing as "too far." You're joining the politically correct when you use words like "too far." You don't want to join the army of politically correct.

My liveliness is based on an incredible fear of death. In order to keep death at bay, I do a lot of "Yah! Yah! Yah!" And death says, "All right. He's too noisy and busy. I'll wait for someone who's sitting quietly, half asleep."

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

You're young forever when you write. Alfred Hitchcock directed until the day he died. As long as you don't have any dementia or Alzheimer's, if you have your All-Bran every day and clear yourself out, I think your brains are gonna be all right.

I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with?

Judd Apatow is pretty good, both as a producer and as a director.

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.