He who hesitates is poor.

I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.

The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he made up that validates a story or character.

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.