All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security.

I have been lucky that some critics joined the mob in loving something I've done, or in appreciating it. I've been lucky. But most of the critics don't like what the people like. I think they have a very strange job, and they are meant to criticize.

One day, God said 'Let there be prey.' And he created pigeons, rabbits, lambs and Gene Wilder.

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

Coleman Jacoby and Arnie Rosen won an Emmy and Mel Brooks didn't! Niezsche was right! There is no God! There is no God!

I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.