Women are just different. Their sensibilities are different.

F**king Jews...the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.

I was known for being a bit of a clown. I remember my dad got me aside and said, "Just remember, everybody likes a clown, but nobody pays him." I've often been tempted to call him and say, "Remember how you told me...?" "Yeah?" "Yes, they do."

If you're going to wear three hats, you'd better grow two more heads.

Time helps a lot. I found the fame thing really was a torment for a while. Then you learn to deal with it.

I don't make things complicated, that's the way they get all by themselves.

I think everything is pretty well preordained - even your mistakes.