I've always had bronchitis. I've been administered the Sacrament of Death three times for it

I never wanted a Guardian Angel. I didn't ask for one. One was assigned to me.

At awards time, The Exorcist was nominated in 11 categories, everybody but the janitor was up for an Oscar. There was no category for what I did.

I have no use for people who hunt for what they call sport

A rich man can afford to be generous to many.

My admiration for the phenomenon of Alcoholics Anonymous is boundless.

I am responsible for no one but myself.