I've always had bronchitis. I've been administered the Sacrament of Death three times for it

I find it next to impossible to remain politely silent when people prate to me about the glory of being given another chance to live happily ever after!

My second marriage had a lot to do with alcohol.

the Irish ... are full of the fear of the Lord and the joy of living, and they don't know how to combine the two, but they'll sure have a good time trying.

It is said that people learn to hate each other because of little things ... not big ones. I know I have always learned to love because of little things ... I'm not at all sure that there are any big ones.

I was taught to be anti-Jewish.

While I am rehearsing a play, I try to read nothing that might distract my concentration from the work in progress.