I'd stand in line for Confession with old people and little kids, and as the line moved up and it was getting closer to my turn, I knew that when I got into the box I would lie! Again!

I can only know what love is insofar as I can feel it.

The great people I've met always have time for the niceties.

I have reached a state in life where I can buy a whole house full of chairs and can bump into them until they are black and blue

Radio is truly the theater of the mind. The listener constructs the sets, colors them from his own palette, and sculpts and costumes the characters who perform in them.

While I am rehearsing a play, I try to read nothing that might distract my concentration from the work in progress.

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.