I'd stand in line for Confession with old people and little kids, and as the line moved up and it was getting closer to my turn, I knew that when I got into the box I would lie! Again!

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.

My admiration for the phenomenon of Alcoholics Anonymous is boundless.

My name is real, which probably explains why I never became a superstar... how would that look in lights?

I never wanted a Guardian Angel. I didn't ask for one. One was assigned to me.

Like many alcoholics, I was a staggering woman in a chic apartment, sick and utterly disgusting.

Neiman-Marcus is one thing, and the Dallas Cowboys are another.