Radio is truly the theater of the mind. The listener constructs the sets, colors them from his own palette, and sculpts and costumes the characters who perform in them.

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room

With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died

I am rich from the bequests other gifted people have seen fit to leave to me.

At awards time, The Exorcist was nominated in 11 categories, everybody but the janitor was up for an Oscar. There was no category for what I did.

I don't think the Hollywood community is interested in what I can do. That's all right. I've never looked for a job in my life, and I'm not going to start now. I have plenty to keep me busy.

Neiman-Marcus is one thing, and the Dallas Cowboys are another.