It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want. It makes more money.

Before the Beatles and yesterday, when a man could still work and still would.

I haven't had any problems with my back since I got the foot surgery.

Read about some squirrelly guy who claims that he just don't believe in fighting, and I wonder how long the rest of us can count on being free.

If I had a choice, and there was a "Y" in the road, I would always take the one that was more fun as opposed to the one that might make me more money.

I'm proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee, a place where even squares can have a ball. We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse and white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.

By the time you get close to the answers, it's nearly all over.