It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want. It makes more money.

We're bar room buddies and we're the best kind, nobody messes with that friend of mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, bar room buddy of mine.

The one true friend I thought I'd found, tonight the bottle let me down.

Stop rolling down hill like a snow ball headed for hell.

Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.

We're turning into the society that is accepting the force-feed. I don't quite understand why we're going for the things we're going for. There's no process of elimination anymore in music. They have these grooming schools, these things, and they're turning out these clones, and the music is sounding so refined that it's not even interesting.

If I had a choice, and there was a "Y" in the road, I would always take the one that was more fun as opposed to the one that might make me more money.