Heaven knows that alcohol is the worst thing in the world, but it's debatable whether cocaine is worse than caffeine or whether it's the same thing and they just changed the name.

I've got two families.

Running down on a way of life our fighting men have fought and died to keep. If you don't love it, leave it.

If I hear another line dance song I think I'm going to puke.

Lay in the weeds and wait, and when you get your chance to say something, say something good.

I probably wouldn't even be here now if it weren't for chiropractic

Women are God's last creation. You suppose he's saying, "What should I do to follow this?" Well, it's really a head -scratcher. I think women are absolutely wonderful. I think this world is going to be governed by women.