Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.

Like tornadoes and cold sores, good work happens with total disregard to whether I'm 'into it.'

It's just that it's mind-boggling to me how many people I encounter every day who are struggling to subsist on a diet of bad advice about fake solutions to nonexistent problems.

Typing in all lowercase is popular among young people, SMS users, and anyone who feels literacy has become too time-consuming.

Thing is: the internet's made of IP addresses, opinions, and assholes. It's what's there. That's the basic equipment.

Priorities Are Like Arms; If You Think You Have More Than A Couple, You’re Either Lying Or Crazy.

If you want to make a chili, you're going to break some cows.