If you make the customer a promise... make sure you deliver it.

I tell everybody that I'm a quatre-sexual: I will do anything with anybody for a quarter.

As a mentalist, perhaps only Orson Wells was in Jason's league. After a career in television, Randal has my endorsement. He's simply the best I've ever seen!

If you make the customer a promise... make sure you deliver it.

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don't ever limit him just to television. He could sell you anything.

Unless it's an emergency, don't bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends.