I will not be back after these messages
Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.
It's always been my philosophy: Turn the page. If something falls through, turn the page. It's over with, get used to it, get on with it. Very simple. It's always worked for me.
I tell everybody that I'm a quatre-sexual: I will do anything with anybody for a quarter.
I've outlived all my diet doctors.
That I would rather be in another business where a bad cold wouldn't put me out of work.