Everything that happened to me happened by mistake. I don't believe in fate. It's luck, timing and accident.
If you make the customer a promise... make sure you deliver it.
I've outlived all my diet doctors.
Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.
Unless it's an emergency, don't bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends.
As a mentalist, perhaps only Orson Wells was in Jason's league. After a career in television, Randal has my endorsement. He's simply the best I've ever seen!