To me, growing old is great. It's the very best thing - considering the alternative.
I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others' properties.
I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.
I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can't deal with a woman of their own age.
This is your life, Larry. Learn to enjoy what you've got.
When it comes to politics, I believe you have to cut the cake so that everybody gets a piece, but at the same time, you have to keep in mind that somebody has to make the cake.