If you're a gardener you don't need a gym. [...] You're always carrying large sacks of manure all over.
Michael CaineI'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.
Michael CaineIf you're a gardener you don't need a gym. [...] You're always carrying large sacks of manure all over.
Michael CaineI'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.
Michael Caine