Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.

Do I believe in God? Yes I do. When you've had a life like mine, you have to.

I don't want to be an English actor doing the greatest American accent you've ever heard. I want to be an American doing nothing.

To me, growing old is great. It's the very best thing - considering the alternative.

I was watching cartoons on television and a commercial came on for one of the Batman series where I played a butler. And then my grandson looked up at me and he said, "Do you know Batman?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Really," I said, "Yeah." I said I know him very well. And he told all the boys at school, he said, "My grandpa knows Batman. Does your grandpa know Batman? OK, no. Mine does.

I've made the transition from star to character actor and I'm thoroughly enjoying it.

One of the great things with comedy is that there's no such thing as a mediocre comedy; it's either uproarious or crap. That's the problem.