Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.

I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.

I regard myself as someone who is retired but who occasionally goes out to work. In fact, I'm offered so much good stuff that it's not so occasional.

I'd like it to be remembered as you had some fun. We're only here [living] for some fun. I think if you learn something, all well and good, but we're only here to give you some fun. Along the way, you may find out something.

Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas.

January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out.

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.