I just try to play more and more difficult roles.

Ive read an awful lot of books, Ive read alot of awful books

A man's body may grow old, but inside his spirit can still be as young and as restless as ever.

A lot of people said, Who do you think you are? I told them I know exactly who I am and I'll tell you exactly where I'm going.

I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.

I've got a lot of back-up because my father was a Catholic, my mother was a Protestant, I was educated by Jews and I'm married to a Muslim. So I won't lose out on a technicality.

If you're blond, as I am, and you have blond lashes, you have to wear mascara, otherwise you're invisible on stage.