I don't think anyone cares whether you're working or not. I have the luxury now of not having to support anyone and not really needing a whole lot of money.

Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.

I worry more about something that isn't working rather than something that feels really good. You forget about the good stuff.

Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.

The thing is, I really can't relate to anyone my own age. Not in a superior way - an inferior way, if anything. Socially, I have no idea what my friends are talking about. I don't listen to any new music. I feel very secluded.

I could not work for a long time. I don't spend very much money. Basically I spend money on food and DVDs.

Acting is such a weird job.