If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll be there. So don’t bother saving a spot for someone who won’t make an effort to stay.

I'm not stereotypically Canadian. I don't really follow hockey. I don't feel like anything other than myself, basically.

Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.

Most of the 16-year-olds I know are snotty brats that I wish I didn't know.

Since I was 15 I've felt kinda like... an old man.

When you're 12, a 12-year-old girl is so out of your league, because they have no interest in you. You're like 10 years younger. You're 2 to them.

I could not work for a long time. I don't spend very much money. Basically I spend money on food and DVDs.