I'm not stereotypically Canadian. I don't really follow hockey. I don't feel like anything other than myself, basically.
Michael CeraBaseball players tend to have something like 20 good years in them and then around their mid-thirties they aren't in the same shape as the young guys in the league and kind of aren't worth as much. Then they retire before 40. And they are left floating adrift in the middle of the ocean.
Michael CeraHey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.
Michael CeraIt seems like movies normally take a long time to get made. When you focus on it, and you're waiting for something, it seems to take longer.
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