I find being on set very invigorating. I never have a problem with that component of it, no matter the situation.

The trick [in comedy] is always to figure out how real you're playing it and how real it's supposed to feel. That's a hard thing to figure out.

If someone wants to be a part of your life, they’ll be there. So don’t bother saving a spot for someone who won’t make an effort to stay.

My father works for Xerox and fixes those gigantic copy machines that are about 10 feet wide.

If you want to be treated like adults then start acting like them.

There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts.

I like to write. I like to do that when I'm not working so I don't go totally crazy, and so I feel like I'm still doing something constructive.