Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.
There were no spells at my school, just a smack in the mouth.
I used to be gay, but I was forced to give it up, because it made my eyes water.
There's no subtext in Harry Potter really; it's all magic, anything can happen. Why do I say this? Because it's a magic spell. It's quite nice in a way. There is a real freedom to it.
A child did approach me in a restaurant in Cornwall, but he thought I was Gandalf.
I live in fear of being a contented passenger. I'd rather get parts I can't play.