That's been my fear all along. That I'm not enough, and I still don't trust at all that I am.

I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice.

I don't really read children's books or deal with children's books, so I don't have any relationship with them other than my own.

I imagine there's a level of narcissism that goes into thinking you're enough.

I probably should be thinking of better ideas on how to promote myself, but I don't really spend a lot of time doing it. I really don't know how to promote effectively.

Kids love to be silly, they love to laugh, so I think it was natural for my kids to like the sort of books that I write - and it's the only kinds of books I'm capable of writing.