The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband.

The illustrators work so much harder on the books than the writers do. I mean, that's so much work doing what they do, and it's terrible for them.

My goal is to work. That's the goal of most actors or performers: to work and keep working, and do the best you can, and keep growing and changing, trying to improve your craft.

The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband.

If you say "I'm going to be an actor, but I'll get a teaching degree just in case," when things get hard, you'll just be a teacher and that's how you get stuck.

The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.

With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.