I imagine there's a level of narcissism that goes into thinking you're enough.

I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

Hosting a show, even a talk show or a game show, there's so much business you have to conduct. There's so much guiding you have to do.

If you say "I'm going to be an actor, but I'll get a teaching degree just in case," when things get hard, you'll just be a teacher and that's how you get stuck.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

I'm not sure what it would mean to have "made it." Made what? Yes, I can make a decent living in show business, so if that's the criteria, then I've made it. But that doesn't feel that important to me. The stuff that matters to me are the new challenges. I know that sounds hokey, but it's true.