It doesn't matter what you're chasing, when you get there you're gonna be like, "Oh, is this all? It kind of sucks."
Michael Ian BlackThe characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them.
Michael Ian BlackI don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. Until about the age of eleven or twelve, I had zero interests other than trying to steal gumballs from supermarket gumball machines.
Michael Ian BlackThe thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.
Michael Ian Black