I imagine there's a level of narcissism that goes into thinking you're enough.

Part of what's exciting to me about my career is the constant looking forward. Whenever I finish one project, I am looking to what's next.

I'm enough of an optimist and a patriot to believe that in U.S. you have a lot of opportunity and can do pretty much anything you want in some form. For me, the idea of failure is far preferable to the idea of regret.

The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

I thought I'd be living a much more bohemian life and be very poor. I never thought I'd do comedy or be married living in the suburbs. Every time I try to plan my life out it just doesn't come to pass, and I think that's a great experience.

I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.