I imagine there's a level of narcissism that goes into thinking you're enough.

Lordy, lordy, lordy do I love money. It is a character flaw, no doubt, one that springs from a panicked childhood in which I always felt as if our family was only a couple missed child support payments from being tossed onto the pitiless streets of our suburban New Jersey town.

I think people just love to win.

I don't really read children's books or deal with children's books, so I don't have any relationship with them other than my own.

The characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them.

I'm not sure what it would mean to have "made it." Made what? Yes, I can make a decent living in show business, so if that's the criteria, then I've made it. But that doesn't feel that important to me. The stuff that matters to me are the new challenges. I know that sounds hokey, but it's true.

The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.