The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.

With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.

The illustrators work so much harder on the books than the writers do. I mean, that's so much work doing what they do, and it's terrible for them.

Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.

I think in doing stand-up there are no rules and there's no architecture.

I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. Until about the age of eleven or twelve, I had zero interests other than trying to steal gumballs from supermarket gumball machines.

Hosting a game show is so bizarre and uniquely its own thing. Anytime I'm hosting something, I try to bring as much of myself to it as I can, but it's always going to be incomplete.