My fear is if I expose myself, not so much that I'll be hurt, but that the reaction will be "Is that all there is? Is that the entirety of you? Because it's boring."

That's been my fear all along. That I'm not enough, and I still don't trust at all that I am.

Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic, but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

By the end of the time I'm writing a book, I'm tearing my hair out and I want to go do stand-up. And then I want to do something else. I don't know why it is true with me that I can't just be satisfied doing the one thing, but I'm constantly flitting from one thing to another.

I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

Part of what's exciting to me about my career is the constant looking forward. Whenever I finish one project, I am looking to what's next.

It doesn't matter what you're chasing, when you get there you're gonna be like, "Oh, is this all? It kind of sucks."