I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.

Twitter is about creating whatever persona you want to create and either sticking with it or changing it or evolving it or contradicting it, and I've done all that stuff.

As a game-show host, what I'm thinking and what I'm experiencing doesn't matter. My opinion doesn't matter. So there's a flattened reality to it. It's fun to do. But it's certainly not myself in totality - or even maybe a little bit.

I'm very introverted, so it requires a huge effort for me to put on a smile and extend a hand and accept compliments. I would much rather be insulted than complimented any day.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

Things you never thought were going to turn into something end up being the most important things in your life. You have to learn to not try to control it.