I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

All my friends were girls. Then my mom's strident feminism for years where men were thought of as the enemy, I just didn't know what the right way to be a man was.

I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

I imagine there's a level of narcissism that goes into thinking you're enough.

The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband.

I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.