I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

I probably should be thinking of better ideas on how to promote myself, but I don't really spend a lot of time doing it. I really don't know how to promote effectively.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

I'll never admit that I'm an actor, because the next horrible follow-up question is always, "Oh, what have I seen you in?"

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

There's things I know I'm good at, and those things interest me less and less. I learn a lot more from doing it wrong than I do from doing it right.