I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.

As a game-show host, what I'm thinking and what I'm experiencing doesn't matter. My opinion doesn't matter. So there's a flattened reality to it. It's fun to do. But it's certainly not myself in totality - or even maybe a little bit.

My absolute favorite growing up was Super Friends. The assemblage of so many mighty heroes in one place was, to me, mind-blowing. It was Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Aquaman, and then sometimes Hawkman and some other, lesser heroes.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

I think in doing stand-up there are no rules and there's no architecture.

Hosting a show, even a talk show or a game show, there's so much business you have to conduct. There's so much guiding you have to do.

When you're writing something, and you're putting yourself out there, or you're performing and someone comes in and savages that, then of course it feels personal. It doesn't feel like it's just business, because there's no business - it's not like we're conducting business, this anonymous critic and I. It's just that this person is tearing me a new asshole.