I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.
Michael Ian BlackIt doesn't matter what you're chasing, when you get there you're gonna be like, "Oh, is this all? It kind of sucks."
Michael Ian BlackInternet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'
Michael Ian BlackThe thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.
Michael Ian BlackI'm not sure what it would mean to have "made it." Made what? Yes, I can make a decent living in show business, so if that's the criteria, then I've made it. But that doesn't feel that important to me. The stuff that matters to me are the new challenges. I know that sounds hokey, but it's true.
Michael Ian Black