The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

Part of what's exciting to me about my career is the constant looking forward. Whenever I finish one project, I am looking to what's next.

I don't really read children's books or deal with children's books, so I don't have any relationship with them other than my own.

I never really understood what was expected of me as a man, or how I was supposed to interact with women, but worse, with other guys. I did not relate to them.

The thing that I think is the most important is taking moments to express your appreciation to your partner. A thank you or a quick kiss can go a long way toward affirming your relationship and commitment to each other. That's not hard to do even when you're juggling insane careers and three kids.