Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic, but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

Hosting a show, even a talk show or a game show, there's so much business you have to conduct. There's so much guiding you have to do.

Whatever expectations I had for myself, none of them have come to pass. I grew up thinking I was going to be an actor, which I am. But I thought I'd be a very serious sort of Shakespearean guy going from town to town having sex with various Juliets all over the country.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.

It's such a deliberate thing to sit down and write a tweet. You're putting yourself out there in a very deliberate way, and over however many tweets, you start to create a character for yourself.

I think in doing stand-up there are no rules and there's no architecture.