I'll never admit that I'm an actor, because the next horrible follow-up question is always, "Oh, what have I seen you in?"

The whole idea of punk rock is that you're dressing yourself in a crazy leather jacket with safety pins and a Mohawk. The idea of being the rebel is a boring societal idea. It's such a type. And that's what I was, without knowing it.

I used to need the character but as I've gotten older I need it less and less - I prefer to play some version of myself. To approach any acting job as me just being me.

I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice.

Lordy, lordy, lordy do I love money. It is a character flaw, no doubt, one that springs from a panicked childhood in which I always felt as if our family was only a couple missed child support payments from being tossed onto the pitiless streets of our suburban New Jersey town.

I don't really read children's books or deal with children's books, so I don't have any relationship with them other than my own.

I'll never admit that I'm an actor, because the next horrible follow-up question is always, "Oh, what have I seen you in?"