I'll never admit that I'm an actor, because the next horrible follow-up question is always, "Oh, what have I seen you in?"

My tastes in all things lean towards the arty and boring. I like sports documentaries about Scrabble players, bands that play quiet, unassuming music, and TV shows that win awards. In that way, I am an elitist snob. And proud of it.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.

The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

If I revise a children's book, if I'm spending three hours on the first draft, I'm probably spending 30 minutes revising it. I mean, come on! But to redo a painting? That's hard work.

I think people just love to win.