There's things I know I'm good at, and those things interest me less and less. I learn a lot more from doing it wrong than I do from doing it right.

Hosting a game show is so bizarre and uniquely its own thing. Anytime I'm hosting something, I try to bring as much of myself to it as I can, but it's always going to be incomplete.

I feel no obligation to teach my readers anything, to impart any sort of wisdom, to teach any sort of lesson, to instill any sort of morality. All I'm trying to do is make them and their parents laugh.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

I think in doing stand-up there are no rules and there's no architecture.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.