I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice.

I was very surprised how many people were earnestly reminiscing about the '80s. It's such a stupid thing to do, like, to be honestly invested in nostalgia. It never even occurred to me to do that.

Hosting a game show is so bizarre and uniquely its own thing. Anytime I'm hosting something, I try to bring as much of myself to it as I can, but it's always going to be incomplete.

I think in doing stand-up there are no rules and there's no architecture.

The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.

Hosting a show, even a talk show or a game show, there's so much business you have to conduct. There's so much guiding you have to do.