I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

I think people just love to win.

It doesn't matter what you're chasing, when you get there you're gonna be like, "Oh, is this all? It kind of sucks."

I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice.

I'm very introverted, so it requires a huge effort for me to put on a smile and extend a hand and accept compliments. I would much rather be insulted than complimented any day.

If I revise a children's book, if I'm spending three hours on the first draft, I'm probably spending 30 minutes revising it. I mean, come on! But to redo a painting? That's hard work.