Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.
Michael Ian BlackBy the end of the time I'm writing a book, I'm tearing my hair out and I want to go do stand-up. And then I want to do something else. I don't know why it is true with me that I can't just be satisfied doing the one thing, but I'm constantly flitting from one thing to another.
Michael Ian BlackI hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.
Michael Ian BlackIf you say "I'm going to be an actor, but I'll get a teaching degree just in case," when things get hard, you'll just be a teacher and that's how you get stuck.
Michael Ian Black