So is there a difference between Democrats and Republicans? Sure. The Democrats say one thing ("Save the planet!") and then do another--quietly holding hands behind the scenes with the bastards who make this world a dirtier, meaner place. The Republicans just come right out and give the bastards a corner office in the West Wing. That's the difference.

A common denominator among big guys like me who are trying to take care of our health is that we're not getting enough sleep.

If we say, 'The government sucks,' we're kind of saying that we suck.

My dad was an assembly line worker at AC Spark Plug, which was a division of General Motors, and his job was to build and then inspect the little spark plugs as they came off the line.

'Champagne' and 'breathmint' are the first two words all Oscar winners hear.

Part of my job is to read the paper, watch C-Span and show things that haven't been shown or were buried.

400 obscenely rich people, most of whom benefited in some way from the multi-trillion dollar taxpayer "bailout" of 2008, now have as much loot, stock and property as the assets of 155 million Americans combined.