You only live once and, usually, not even then.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.

Insects are my secret fear. That's what terrifies me more than anything - insects.

Amazing products, cats. And real simple to manufacture.

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to explode.