You only live once and, usually, not even then.

It began as this desire to do this science fiction movie about perhaps one of the last insects left that nobody's done anything on, which is the cockroach - and truly one of the most frightening insects.

Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.

Licorice is the liver of candy.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

Amazing products, cats. And real simple to manufacture.