Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.

Licorice is the liver of candy.

Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.

Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

The transformation scene, where man is becoming insect and insect has become at least man and beyond that - a flying, godlike, shimmering, diaphanous, beautiful creature.

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.