Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.
Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.
A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to explode.
Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.
If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from