You only live once and, usually, not even then.
If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from
Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.
Insects are my secret fear. That's what terrifies me more than anything - insects.
Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.
Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.