Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

Insects are my secret fear. That's what terrifies me more than anything - insects.

You only live once and, usually, not even then.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.