Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

You only live once and, usually, not even then.

Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

It began as this desire to do this science fiction movie about perhaps one of the last insects left that nobody's done anything on, which is the cockroach - and truly one of the most frightening insects.

Amazing products, cats. And real simple to manufacture.

I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to explode.