Hereโs what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are theyโre going to end up bear snacks. Second, people suck.
Michael Thomas FordSometimes I think thereโs someone up there just sitting around thinking of ways to make me look like a complete moron. Seriously, I bet thereโs an angelโor, more likely, a demonโassigned just to me. And every day it gets up and asks itself what it can do to ruin my life. Well, today it got an A plus.
Michael Thomas FordI knew people were talking, but I wasn't listening. I wasn't interested in anything anyone had to say.
Michael Thomas FordNow I just have these reddish scars there. I guess I always will, although Goody says theyโll fade over time. I donโt know if I want them to fade. That probably sounds totally freaky, but part of me doesnโt want to forget what it felt like, even though it hurt. If I forget about the pain, I might also forget that it was a really stupid idea to do it in the first place.
Michael Thomas Ford