Let me tell something, seeing your name and psychiatric ward on the same piece of paper isn't the best way to start your day.
Michael Thomas FordI knew people were talking, but I wasn't listening. I wasn't interested in anything anyone had to say.
Michael Thomas FordHereโs what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are theyโre going to end up bear snacks. Second, people suck.
Michael Thomas FordI swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I'm sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I'm thinking about bears.
Michael Thomas FordI'm still kind of a mess. But I think we all are. No one's got it all together. I don't think you ever do get it totally together. Probably if you did manage to do it you'd spontaneously combust. I think that's a law of nature. If you ever manage to become perfect, you have to die instantly before you ruin things for everyone else.
Michael Thomas Ford