Hereโs what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are theyโre going to end up bear snacks. Second, people suck.
Michael Thomas FordNo one in France cares if you tried to kill yourself. In fact, I think they like you better because you're all tragic.
Michael Thomas FordIโve been thinking about that ever since. Am I lucky? Am I lucky that I didnโt die? Am I lucky that, compared to the other kids here, my life doesnโt seem so bad? Maybe I am, but I have to say, I donโt feel lucky. For one thing, Iโm stuck in this pit. And just because your life isnโt as awful as someone elseโs, that doesnโt mean it doesnโt suck. You canโt compare how you feel to the way other people feel. It just doesnโt work. What might look like the perfect lifeโor even an okay lifeโto you might not be so okay for the person living it.
Michael Thomas FordSometimes I think thereโs someone up there just sitting around thinking of ways to make me look like a complete moron. Seriously, I bet thereโs an angelโor, more likely, a demonโassigned just to me. And every day it gets up and asks itself what it can do to ruin my life. Well, today it got an A plus.
Michael Thomas Ford