Thinking, not for the first time, that life should come with a trapdoor. Just a little exit hatch you could disappear through when youยดd utterly and completely mortified yourself. Or when you had spontaneous zit eruptions. โGood book?โ he asked, taking it from her and reading the subtitle, โA Guide for Good Girls Who (Sometimes) Want to Be Bad,โ out loud. But life did not come with a trapdoor.
Michele JaffeFor some reason my father saw no problem with us pplaying "barbie and ken go to hawaii to save their marriage by picking up another couple for sexy good times," but if barbie and ken had gone to hawaii to "rescue another couple from a crazed kidnapper," that would have been wrong.
Michele Jaffe