It's so nice to have sane friends. I imagine.

For some reason my father saw no problem with us pplaying "barbie and ken go to hawaii to save their marriage by picking up another couple for sexy good times," but if barbie and ken had gone to hawaii to "rescue another couple from a crazed kidnapper," that would have been wrong.

favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost

I didn't mean to interupt you if you were looking for your friends Miss--' 'Callihan,' but you can call my Jasmine. Or Jas.' Or Snookums. Honeybunch. Hotsie Totsie Cowgirl. My Little-- 'It's nice to meet you Jasmine, I'm Jack.

Don't let them make you doubt yourself. All the greatest visionaries in history have been told they were insane at some point.

that arctic blast you're feeling? it's the chill coming off my cold shoulder

little life lesson 23: before making a snide comment about someone else's outfit, check to see if you're wearing knee boots with fringe. if you answer yes, drop it. just do.