We believe that our RAW team will, basically, exploit Shane's McMahon lack of regular wrestling.

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

Shut your role and know your mouth.