We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.