You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !
Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.
Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.
The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.