The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !

Out of what... a thousand?

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.