People will disapprove of you if you're unhappy, or if you're happy in The Wrong Way.

Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.

After he has had his tantrum, the neurotic expects those around him to feel friendly and relaxed; after all, he does.

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

Neurotics dream of a good life, or a great suicide note.