Every now and then you run across radiantly attractive people and you're delighted to find they adore you, till you realize that they adore just about everybody - and that's what's made them radiantly attractive.

Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

Always live up to your standards — by lowering them, if necessary.

Those who turn to God for comfort may find comfort but I do not think they will find God.

Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist.

A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn't love.