Every now and then you run across radiantly attractive people and you're delighted to find they adore you, till you realize that they adore just about everybody - and that's what's made them radiantly attractive.

We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

At the beginning of a love affair, not even the neurotic is neurotic.

The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.

The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all.